Did Someone Just SPAM My Comments Section?

What the fuck is this?

Gillion said...

are you getting better now? Pei Pa Koa (Link deleted because FUCK YOU) is one of the few Chinese natural cough remedies that have been scientifically studied. it's something like herb plus honey, and it's sweet, thick and black in color. If you have a cough, look for it! It used to be one of my favourite natural cough remedies.

if your cough persists, seek professional help such as traditional Chinese medicine physicians - I have had very good experiences with them.
September 20, 2010 2:19 AM

Am I getting better? Well, I wasn't sick, but now I'm fucking irritated, so no. Clearly you are just a spamming piece of shit, because if you had actually read the post to which you replied, you might have noticed that nowhere did I mention being sick. Nowhere did I mention any need for any natural fucking cough remedies. Even if I did need a natural cough remedy, I certainly wouldn't be looking for advice on the best ones available from some random fucking asshole on the internet. No, I would ask people who I know and trust or my doctor, I wouldn't count on some unsolicited advice from some fuckwad who has nothing better to do with their day than spam the internet. Fucking loser. Take your natural cough remedy and shove it up your ass.

Who the fuck are these people whose lives are so fucking inconsequential that they just sit around writing code to spam shit? I'm pretty fucking anti-social, but never have I been sitting around thinking "Ha, it might be cool to fuck with people through random chickenshit cyber-attacks. Let me think of some funny Viagra and penis enlargement headlines..."

I realize that at some point during your time in the womb, spammer, that the load of drugs your mom was doing in an effort to kill your unwanted ass quietly started to affect you, but that's still no excuse. Nor is the fact that you annoyed everyone you ever came in contact with enough to the point that they ridiculed you into basement seclusion, where you wasted your days playing various role-playing games where you had the power to smite the people who were socially acceptable and jacking off to binary and html code. No, the fact that you're pretty much a bag of wasted organs does not give you the right to annoy everyone else who doesn't give one fuck about Hoodia or cheap Vicodin prescriptions or having a 14" inch penis that makes women [insert whatever misspelled sound effect word you choose here]. Get a fucking life, you cock-sucking reject.

Stop spamming the important good work I am trying to do here, fuckers. Fuck your ancient Chinese secret bullshit.