Littering Fucktards

OK, you lazy, inconsiderate fucking pieces of shit who seem to think the world is your own personal garbage can...fuck you. It's not. I know, I know, when you're driving down the Parkway and you finish eating your greasy artery-fuck burger it's impossible to consider just putting the empty wrapper on your passenger seat until you get to a proper trash receptacle. Yeah, I know those little ashtray thingies in the console are made for change, not for cigarette butts. Plus, ash in the car is a pain. It's much better to throw a still lit cigarette onto the side of the road...I mean, it's not like there is any grass or bushes or trees that could burn as a result of your careless fucking stupidity or anything. I know, I'm being judgmental because I am one of those pretentious douchebags who takes the 8 seconds and makes the minute physical effort it takes to put a fucking empty wrapper in a trash can, what an asshole I am.

Are you really that fucking lazy and dumb? Do you just throw trash on the floor of your house because walking to the garbage can in the kitchen is too much of a hassle? It's really not that hard, you retarded shitbags. There are trash cans all over the fucking place, just keep the shit in your car until you get to one. It really is that fucking simple.

Put your fucking trash in a trash can, you stupid fuckmonkeys. It's so easy to do, even you in your obvious mentally challenged state could figure it out. I'm not saying you have to go green or become a hippie and hug porcupines or make love to badgers (100 cool points to anyone who can name the song I referenced there...well...maybe nerd points would be more appropriate, because if you know the song without Googling, you're a nerd) or anything like that, but dammit, have a little consideration for the good of the environment. Or at least the aesthetic of the environment. I know, it's a lot to expect someone of you lacking mental acuity to comprehend thinking beyond the safety of your vehicle or the ignorance of your house or the pressing issue of what off-ramp is going to have a Wendy's, but try it. It's really easy and you may even find that not being a complete fucking waste of skin is enjoyable.