Blog Losers.

I hate people who don't update their blog on a regular basis. I mean, why the fuck are you going to go through all of the effort to sign up for an account if you're not going to make the effort to continue the endeavor? You obvioulsy seem to think that the stupid shit in your head is important enough for the masses to read, Mr. Blogger Guy, why keep that brilliance from us for weeks at a time? You lure people in with promises of comedic ranting and humorous observations, then you disappear. Well fuck you, you non-blog-updating piece of shit. You suck. I hope your "Last updated 10 days ago" blog becomes an example of everything that is wrong with the idea of people thinking that others give a shit what they think.

Fucking loser.

Seriously, people start following you and expecting certain things from you and you just let them down? How dare you, you selfish fuck. Don't think about your followers...oh no, it's all about you and you living your life and not updating people on every mundane thing that pisses you off, isn't it? Prick. I hope you've enjoyed whatever it is you've been doing the last few weeks that you haven't been updating your blog, because everyone else has really enjoyed clicking the links to your page only to be disappointed again. That was sarcasm, if you didn't catch it, fucker.

Update that shit, you non-blogging bastard. Don't welcome the responsibility of entertaining a minute fraction of the internet if you can't carry the load.